a tale of two book signings
The famous authors I have met have all been men. I wore deep red lipstick to meet David Sedaris at Avid, drove down my street at 1:30 in the morning to see him up close. I bought the book on Amazon, took advantage of the event’s chaos to get a ticket because I am a bad person. I missed him speaking because I was too busy being hungover in Atlanta, going to the Coke museum for the third and I swear to god last time. In line, I notice that he is wearing pajama pants and an Apple Watch. He is much smaller than his voice, that specific dry lilt he has that filled my ears on depressing Austin commutes. It is my turn and that familiar voice is asking my name. He asks me what I do and who I hate. I tell him I am becoming a teacher, and then tell him the truth, that there’s this girl in all my classes. She just talks all the time and says the most obvious things just because she thinks something needs to fill up the space. (...